helter-sk3lter:

6 stages of fangirling

1. discovery
   “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him/her before”
2. research
   “i have to find out everything about him/her omg what is his/her full name what is his/her birthday do you think s/he has a wife does he have children does s/he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him/her is he even real omg”
3. obsession
   “i love him/her so much omg what you like him/her too no you can’t have him/her s/he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him/her i need it all s/he’s mine MINE”
4. plotting
   “hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“  
5. depression
   “i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”
6. acceptance 
   “i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that” 

(Source: hananananargh)